1. You know you've hit an all-time low when you find yourself peeing next to a plant that between the back of a gas station and an air conditioner that's in the middle of nowhere in Texas.
2. Texas drivers are worse than New Mexicans.
3. Something strange is happening when you find a field with about 12 camels in it in the middle of Texas.
4. When driving through bug-infested locations, the bugs not only smash against the windshield, they also get stuck in the windshield whippers.
5. "Rush Hour" traffic in Albuquerque is nothing.
6. People in Louisiana can't drive.
7. Don't pick a fight with the ocean, you'll always lose.
8. Being on the beach between 11 and 2 is a bad idea, you fry.
9. Re-doing sunscreen is a smart plan.
10. The ocean floor is like cement; when a wave pummels your face into the ground the way a bully does, your face still looks the same.
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